Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.
Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.Anonymous
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.Anonymous
Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.Anonymous
No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store.Anonymous