I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you. Anonymous
True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true. Anonymous
Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable. Anonymous
Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house. Anonymous
Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you. Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous