I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.Anonymous
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.Anonymous
No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store.Anonymous
True love isn't about what's on the outside, it's about what's on the inside.... the wallet.Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?Anonymous