Anonymous Quote

Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

I wish my wallet came with free refills.

No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store.

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

True love isn't about what's on the outside, it's about what's on the inside.... the wallet.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!