I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart. Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car. Anonymous
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along. Anonymous
No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store. Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet. Anonymous
For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart. Anonymous
Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out. Anonymous
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you. Anonymous
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. Anonymous
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart. Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein