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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!

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Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

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I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

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I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.

Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.

Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.

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My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

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It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins.

It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins.

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

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If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

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Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

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I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you."

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

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As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

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Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

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My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

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When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

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The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.

That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."

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