Anonymous Quote

Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work.

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.

Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.

When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.