You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
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I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
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