Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something?
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade."
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Henry Louis Mencken
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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