Top 100 Funny Quotes
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
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When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
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I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
Anonymous
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Anonymous
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
Anonymous
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
Anonymous
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'
Anonymous
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
Anonymous
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
Anonymous
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.
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