Anonymous Quote

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.