You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
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Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
A joke is a very serious thing.
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.
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