You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
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Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
A joke is a very serious thing.
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.
When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
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