That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.
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Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.
I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.
That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.
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