The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich. Anonymous
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast. Anonymous
I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples. Anonymous
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. Anonymous
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous
Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway. Anonymous
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes. Anonymous
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz