Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
Smile while you still have teeth.
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.
Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."
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