The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich. Anonymous
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast. Anonymous