My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.
As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang.
I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
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