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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

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I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.

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I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

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I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

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I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

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Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

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I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.

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As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

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If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.

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We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.

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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

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If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

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I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang.

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I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

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I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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