Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?Anonymous
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'Anonymous
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.Anonymous
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.Anonymous
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.Anonymous
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.Anonymous
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.Anonymous