Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
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