If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.
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You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.
A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughters school concert.
I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
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