No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. George Burns
Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework. Anonymous
I'm a ninja! No you're not. Did you see that? See what? Exactly! Anonymous
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness. Anonymous
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated. Anonymous
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago? Anonymous
I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious. Anonymous
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous