Anonymous Quote

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.

I'm a ninja! No you're not. Did you see that? See what? Exactly!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.