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Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
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New year resolutions you can actually keep!
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Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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