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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. - Anonymous

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

You can't have everything... where would you put it?

You can't have everything... where would you put it?

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If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos? - Anonymous

If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. - Anonymous

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. - Anonymous

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted! - Anonymous

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? - Anonymous

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? - Anonymous

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. - Woody Allen

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Anonymous

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George W. Bush

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

George W. Bush

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... - Steven Alexander Wright

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...

Steven Alexander Wright

It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.

Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!

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Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."

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When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. - Anonymous

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious.

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?' - Anonymous

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

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