A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon. Anonymous
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym. Anonymous
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious. Anonymous
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny. Anonymous
Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Instead of LOL why don't you try LOLWKASF: Laughing Out Loud While Keeping A Straight Face. Anonymous
I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by... Anonymous
Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."