A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.Sam Levenson
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.Anonymous
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.Anonymous
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.Anonymous
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.Anonymous
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.Anonymous
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.Anonymous