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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

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When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

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If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

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After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.

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