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As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.