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Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.
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TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
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TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.
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