Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
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Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.Anonymous
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.Anonymous