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Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.

How do I like my eggs? In a cake.

"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ?

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.