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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

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If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

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Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

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You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

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