The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
You can't have everything... where would you put it? Steven Alexander Wright
I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon. Anonymous
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. Anonymous
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. Anonymous
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone. Anonymous