The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
You can't have everything... where would you put it? Steven Alexander Wright
I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon. Anonymous
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. Anonymous
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. Anonymous
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone. Anonymous
I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!" Anonymous
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Anonymous
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.