All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza. Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing. Anonymous
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous