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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more.

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Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already.

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Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

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I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."

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I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.

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Never ask a starfish for directions.

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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

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We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.

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The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.

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A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.

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As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

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There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.

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My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.

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I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.

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If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.

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I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

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Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

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