It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
More Quotes by Marilyn Monroe
We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Don't press your luck, you might pop it.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough.
I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm really scared, you guys.
Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.
True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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