Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. Anonymous
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there. Anonymous
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. Anonymous
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten. Anonymous
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. Anonymous
I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years. Anonymous