I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Sam Levenson
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
Me: "I need help around here!" Then me again "No, not like that, here I'll do it." Anonymous
In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying. Anonymous
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller? Anonymous
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous