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Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. - Anonymous

Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.

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If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

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I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.

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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Anonymous

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When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Steven Alexander Wright

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Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find? CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers. - Anonymous

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers. Anonymous

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Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else? Anonymous

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