I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me. Anonymous
Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double. Anonymous
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot. Anonymous
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. Anonymous
I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent. Anonymous
Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls. Anonymous
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria. Anonymous