David Letterman Quote
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous
I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow . Frank Zappa
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. Anonymous
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous
It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated. Anonymous
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous