Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. Anonymous
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say. Anonymous
They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it. Anonymous
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Anonymous
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. Anonymous
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz