I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."
I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.
They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.
Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
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