Albert Einstein Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. Albert Einstein
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us. Anonymous
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon. Anonymous
The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter of civilization. Sigmund Freud
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. Anonymous
No, no, I'm listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once. Anonymous
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons...and 85% morons. Frank Zappa
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman