Albert Einstein Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.Albert Einstein
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.Albert Einstein
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.Albert Einstein
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.Anonymous
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.Anonymous
The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter of civilization. Sigmund Freud
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.Anonymous
No, no, I'm listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.Anonymous