A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.
My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.
Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.
The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country.
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
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