Benjamin Franklin Quote

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!

You already know something you don't even know that you know.

God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless.

Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.

"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something?

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.