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Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you? - Anonymous

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?

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Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. - Anonymous

Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. Anonymous

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A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. Anonymous

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What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing. Anonymous

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave. Anonymous

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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? Anonymous

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Anonymous

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump. Anonymous

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