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Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.

Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!

A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?