Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. Anonymous
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous
Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could! Anonymous
A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. Anonymous
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing. Anonymous
Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave. Anonymous
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump. Anonymous