Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! Anonymous
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. Anonymous
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous
Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could! Anonymous
A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. Anonymous
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing. Anonymous
Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave. Anonymous