When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize.
Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.
I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried."
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