I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
Me sarcastic? Never.
Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway!
Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!"
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way!
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
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