I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
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Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
Me sarcastic? Never.
Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway!
Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!"
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way!
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
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