I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself. Anonymous
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care? Anonymous
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway! Anonymous
Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!" Anonymous