Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
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I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
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