Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.
I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you. Anonymous
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study. Anonymous
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud
Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers. Anonymous
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong. Anonymous
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! Anonymous
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself. Anonymous