Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.
I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you. Anonymous
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study. Anonymous
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud
Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers. Anonymous
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong. Anonymous
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! Anonymous
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright