People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters. Anonymous
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver. Anonymous
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible? Anonymous
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep. Anonymous
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Anonymous
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Anonymous
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. Anonymous
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. Anonymous
Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads. Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep. Anonymous