How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso.
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! Anonymous
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." Anonymous