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Do you ever go out, and then something happens ...

Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?

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Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.

Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. Anonymous

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When nothing is going right, go left. - Anonymous

When nothing is going right, go left. Anonymous

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Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. - Anonymous

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous

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Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.

Out of my mind! Back in five minutes. Anonymous

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I can't wait for that to never happen. - Anonymous

I can't wait for that to never happen. Anonymous

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Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn. - Anonymous

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn. Anonymous

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I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. - Anonymous

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!" - Anonymous

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!" Anonymous

You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up! - Anonymous

You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up! Anonymous

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Anonymous

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Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? - Anonymous

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Anonymous

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Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? - Anonymous

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Anonymous

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You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous

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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? - Anonymous

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? Anonymous

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Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? - Anonymous

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Anonymous

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Anonymous

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Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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