Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn. Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!" Anonymous
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous