Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.Anonymous
Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.Anonymous
Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!"Anonymous