What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible? Anonymous
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place. Anonymous
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Anonymous
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth. Anonymous