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I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.
Sorry I can't come today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and it was tragic.
Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
The road to success is always under construction.
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