Anonymous Quote

The road to success is always under construction.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.

When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.