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Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.

I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."