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Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing.
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My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
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Don't vacuum and listen to loud music on your headphones in the same time. I finished three rooms until I realized the vacuum wasn't even on.
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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.
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