What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. Anonymous
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous