What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. Anonymous
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there. Anonymous
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them. Anonymous
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! CoolFunnyQuotes.com