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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?