I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
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