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If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

A day without coffee is like something without something.

A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.

That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."

At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.

I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.

Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.