Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV.
I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance.
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!'
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.
