Funny Moments

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

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That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

Anonymous

I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .

Frank Zappa

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!

Anonymous

That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."

Anonymous

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Henny Youngman

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Anonymous

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.

Anonymous

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?

Anonymous

I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.

Anonymous

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Anonymous

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Anonymous

A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home!

Anonymous

Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.

Anonymous

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!'

Henny Youngman

Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.

Anonymous

A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.

Anonymous

When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV.

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