Henny Youngman Quote

Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.

I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.

I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.