When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?! Anonymous
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! Anonymous
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all. Anonymous
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down. Anonymous
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button. Anonymous
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. Anonymous