When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?! Anonymous
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all. Anonymous
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down. Anonymous
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button. Anonymous
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. Anonymous
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Anonymous
Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? Anonymous
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you. Anonymous