Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance.
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I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
Don't press your luck, you might pop it.
I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck.
That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.
That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.
Why shouldn't you ever iron a four leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck.
That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.
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