Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance.
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. Anonymous
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now. Anonymous
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. Anonymous
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man." Anonymous
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people. Anonymous